Over 102842
motifake

Ced Demotivational Poster


FACEDESK - When a facepalm, just doesn't cut it




DEUTSCHLAND - Fick ja!




100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by vader

spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!


MERCEDES - Building cars you are drooling over. In Germany it is just a taxi.


TAGS: taxi mercedes germany cab
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Gryphus

666 - April 29, 2009, 4:55 am
In aust u can get a Merc & a 300C as a taxi as well.. call em silver service


L. RON HUBBARD -


TAGS: i wonder if they were sliced on a clay table
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:12 am
---turn up leaves in a fire, close seeds in a drought, and even close flowers around animals. Or so I have been told. Never saw it happen, but that is what my Biologist claims. : /
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:11 am
Fun Fact: When a plant is in danger of being killed by any means, it DOES send out low frequency vibrations. Most scientists believe this is a "Warning System" that evolved over millions of years, helping plants stay alive. Due to this, plants can---
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:11 pm
mucho
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 11:08 pm
*nods* Sir Bone. Always a great poster to bump up too,
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:07 pm
evening youngsters
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 12:27 pm
smart 5/5
Doc - September 28, 2009, 7:20 am
Hmm. Even though tomatoes are fruits, this still holds true...
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:34 pm
*LOUDER=LAUDER
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
WHAT?...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK LAUDER
Sean - September 27, 2009, 3:59 pm
and their screams are deafening???
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 3:56 pm
Thanks guys...I've been slicing tomatoes all week end long
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:25 pm
ahah awesome - Iv caused more agony than I thought...
Derek - September 26, 2009, 7:44 pm
Very very good.
darkangel98s - September 26, 2009, 2:38 pm
This poster is now on my screen saver motivational poster list. Cool
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:57 pm
I must report to Lord Xenu. He will not be pleased by this..."They've learned of the agricultural project X. Yes, they know that mankind evolved from tomatoes." 5/5
Cam - September 26, 2009, 1:41 pm
5 Tom Cruise eating lions.
great - September 26, 2009, 1:36 pm
5 5 5
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 12:49 pm
Carrot juice is murder. 5L.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
*zinger
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
That's a zingy! 5.
KDP3 - September 26, 2009, 12:20 pm
5 monkeys/lions/poodles


PASSING ON -


TAGS: merecedes car airborn passing on
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:40 pm
All of the whiners can suck it, I laughed. Five stars.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 4:44 pm
Oh no, I know it's an old joke, I just wanted to see it in poster form. I was wondering if a poster like this has been done already
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 3:57 pm
It's an old joke.....word for word (A coworker of mine has it on his desk, my dad used to tell it,,,,etc) It's a jokefake......lowest of the low.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 2:55 pm
wait, so it's been done before?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 2:54 pm
You don't get Lions for adding a really old saying to a relevant pic. 2L


CHOICE -


TAGS: choice better bad forced good
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Rick69

gas - January 26, 2012, 2:18 pm
That remembers me an episode of Breaking Bad: "I accept who I am. I'm the bad guy". 5L!


This Tall -


TAGS: tall hitler mercedes ride
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Limeman

Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:44 am
Legendary poster!
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 12:22 pm
Do you want to ride in my Mercedes boy? Mercedes...M-m-m-m-m-mercedes!


WHO DOESN'T - like a good sing-a-long


TAGS: jesus singing mooooo spacedog
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - May 3, 2012, 9:26 pm
HA! You should put this one on religifake Airman. 5L
mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:36 pm
lol...Moooooooo will be so proud


WELL BALANCED MEAL - The Irish version of a "well balanced diet!"




INCOHERENT BASTERDS -


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


CONFUSION -


TAGS: additional procedure at no charge
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 12:22 pm

real nice monkey
culos - November 24, 2010, 11:47 am
Slightly off-topic, can you guess the name of the surgeon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 11:43 am
On that note...I'm going to bed (with Aggy's other sister, the classy one) Later losers!
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 11:19 am
Jesi.... BINGO! See? It's because of your brains that my sister lets you toss her taco salad, moooo. (fresh salsa in every bite)
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 11:15 am
My seester can pengt a tussido on heem.
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 11:10 am
you wouldn't happen to have a bobble head Jeebus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt would ya? I'll take one if you do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 11:06 am
"Jesi"
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 11:02 am
I sell oranges and dashboard jesuses... jesusis... jeesees? Dammit... a little help here, faceplant?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 11:00 am
LMAO@ cranky........
rerun - November 24, 2010, 10:59 am

maybe he should actually offer to clean them, that would be a change
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 10:57 am
maybe you need to stop offering to clean everyone's windshield... jus sayin
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:56 am
All I know is that I get treated very poorly in Texas... even though I tell them "I'm just passing through"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 10:56 am
You mean "illegals" right?
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:54 am
I thought they were called mexicans.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 10:53 am

Faux Texans are called Yankees
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:49 am
Everyone has to draw the line somewhere. You already have too many faux-french citizens.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 10:41 am
I mean Texans ...of course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 10:40 am
One more reason to emigrate to Canada.....We don't take your kind Rerun.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 10:36 am

The a** really starts hurting when you finally find out what insurance didn't cover
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 10:30 am
d*** that women gets around, just hope she is still giving all you young bucks the cream to go with your new rash.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 10:25 am
Jokes on you...It's your Mom.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 10:23 am
This is awesome!!!! 5L 5150. @ Moooooooooo i think his tramp stamp tattoo that is a tribute to his mom will be a dead give away too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 10:22 am
I like it. But why were you having the work done 5150?..........Trying to avoid getting picked out in the lineup?......Those girls will still be able to recognize you when the officer tells you to drop trou, and they see your tiny and misshapen member
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:17 am
Home run!


ALIEN FALLACY -


TAGS: alien fallacy advanced technology
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Dairmid

azpete42 - December 27, 2010, 7:41 pm
5L's because half my ancestors were the poor dumb bastards on the right there...and the other half were the bastards on the left!


prime directive -


TAGS: star trek prime directive uss enterprise space travel advanced
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2013, 10:23 am
I know! Lol, it's only Starfleet, like WTF?
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 7:24 am
Other civilizations might not have the prime directive.


KILL TWO CATS - because you too can own this look of satisfaction!


TAGS: cat death dead kill cats murder awesome smiley jim ced jeremy cedric skankerboy jimmynothendrix
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Skankerboy

Torkil The Destroyer - May 8, 2009, 11:04 am
DAMM! HE BE HAVIN BOTH ONE OF DOZE HATZ AND A TIEZ!


ALWAYS REMEMBER THOSE BRAVE SOULS -




Security -


TAGS: security sharks animals fish enhanced
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 9:32 am
Thanks
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:31 pm
Drug dealer using my house as his personal Walmart---I'm enjoying this thought waaaay to much! Made my day, thanks! 5 grinning lions!
JesusWept - November 25, 2014, 4:35 pm
I dare you....RUN FOR THE DOOR! ;)
Reality Lord - November 25, 2014, 4:26 pm

what....? no lasers on their heads? pfffff...you call that security


"INDEPENDENCE DAY"... -




ADDICTION -


TAGS: i hate starbucks overpriced taste nasty pick me up a grande ok
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by rerun

AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 9:25 pm
I am addicted to redheads and everyone has ripped my heart out. Time to find another, I will never learn.


SHOULD YOU GET DIVORCED -


TAGS: divorced list h***ers
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - October 28, 2009, 7:11 am
LOL @ "Pre-Nump"...


MEAD HORNS -


TAGS: so there spacedog
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - December 18, 2009, 8:50 pm
BTW Haar, I've never tried drinking from a mead horn, but Scots could make a game/sport out of anything if they're drunk enough, and still do, but even they didn't come up with lame cross-country skiing. *google don't let me down*
Zed - November 22, 2009, 2:45 pm
5 lions!
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 1:26 am
Scotts FTW! where are my scottish brothers!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
I happen to believe it would be. You act as if Haggar the Horrible isn't a laugh-riot.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 11:26 pm
Like "dribbling" would be a hoot-worthy Nordic happenstance.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:56 pm
Like a nordic dribble glass? Are the end?
Sean - November 21, 2009, 10:48 pm
Am I wrong about this or did they still fail miserably to invent a thing called: "the little hole are the end?"
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:34 pm
Can't drink that much mead, though... ick. I have had Guinness from one - nearly 2-liter monster! Chilled, of course.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
They invented this more than 8000 years before anyone even conceived of the beer bong!!! 5


SMART - It's the new dumb.


TAGS: mercedes smart car crash dumb
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by TheOmegaMan

rerun - May 11, 2011, 8:10 pm

8 minutes. new record?
RDK - May 11, 2011, 8:01 pm
The new dumb is correct for whoever did the poster! NOT a Smart Car it's a Ford Escape. Do a little research before wou make idiots out of your selves. Big give away is the 5 bolt wheel pattern. Smarts have 3
Sean - January 1, 2011, 9:23 pm
Oooops, having now taken the time to read some of the previous comments, I fear that my aboriphilia is showing. *presses hands to chest, for no apparent reason*
Sean - January 1, 2011, 9:21 pm
Re poster: Good thing the dude wasn't driving a Hummer: he would have gossly overpaid for his tin can coffin -- and everyone at the funeral would be smirking at presumed size of his unit.
AdmiralAckbar - October 23, 2010, 1:42 am
this reminds me of the smart cars that cut me off on the freeway doing 75. I can fit one of those things in the back of the truck. Yeah it might do well in crash tests but you will have no limbs left as the as the kin peals of as I roll over it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:41 am
the Crew is strong...and Derek is still here, spouting nonsense.
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:39 am
Soon as you weed one out, two tree huggers take their place...sad. That's one thing that won't ever change. There will always be another Derek waiting to pick up the slack. But hey, long as you and the crew don't burn out, this place will always be fresh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Sadly, We still have too many sensitive little b****es here. Men shouldn't have feelings IMO.
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:20 am
Yeah I was thinking the same thing as soon as I typed it. Flippin newbs!! Gotta earn that ****!! Nothing handed to 'em! Take your sh**s like a man/woman and you'll be respected a little quicker....just a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:13 am
some of the noobs are good, but if I mention them by name they'll just get all big headed about it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:09 am
All the new idiots are taken care of really quickly these days...we have our mods to thank for that.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:52 am
So fill me in...who's flamed out? Who's the new WTFO? Any promising newbs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:47 am
I dunno.....we all know yer gonna use your mouth anyways...
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:43 am
Two balls one cup? Or one cup per ball?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:41 am
Just remember to cup the balls....you'll be fine.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:37 am
To say that I've been busier than Aggy re landscaping New Orleans after Katrina would be and understatement. These wack jobs out here are two kinds of crazy. I may be from here but it's gonna take some gettin used to....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:34 am
How ya been since the move...are the t****ies prettier?
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:34 am
And forward me some of GS's greatest hits....I'd like to see what he's packing under that armor!
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:32 am
Well, you have to start out by washing lettuce....soon you'll be making fries! And that's when the big bucks start rolling in!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:27 am
I'm just an approval Mod...Gs keeps making me take raunchy pics of him for his plenty of fish account.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:13 am
Well if anyone's gonna pop my cherri I want it to be you Mooooo! Hard to believe I've never even had so much as a slap on the wrist....But seriously sweet promotion bruther!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:06 am
hey Mo! good to see ya......Banned!!!!! lol
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:03 am
Ya frickin GOON!! (congrats BTW)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2010, 8:50 pm
Yeah...call a moderator a goon....that'll go over well.....If you can't take criticism, I suggest canceling your account with your ISP. To be fair, I kinda liked it...we all get our own opinions.
TheOmegaMan - October 22, 2010, 8:48 pm
Cut me some slack, you got a start somewhere even though you act like a goon.
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 9:07 pm
But not the first, you can find this all over the web. I would call this out whether it was his first or 100th.
forseti - October 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
It's his first...
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
This has been portrayed and done so many effing times this and any others will receive a 1L from me.


LSD - And Rick James thought cocaine was a hell of a drug!




OUTSOURCING - Is nothing sacred???




thankfulness -




BAKED-IN GOODNESS -


TAGS: rat baked sliced bread humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 12, 2013, 7:09 pm

Bwahahahaha...blech!~
Cannabal - September 12, 2013, 7:03 pm
Mmmmm, ratatouille.


Pants -




End of Expedition -


TAGS: spacedog with his jack daniels
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pagong

Pagong - September 11, 2013, 12:22 am
Glad you like it.
spacedog - September 6, 2013, 7:28 pm
Ha! An occasional bottle of Jack is about the only reason to come back to earth. 8D


ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: one small step for man one giant leap for space wok cuisine spacedog
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

frixxxx - June 25, 2010, 10:53 am
I see a "Cubby in Space" movie in the near future.....Just need to get her out of the space suit and into her school uniform!!!!
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 1:57 am
LMAO! Them's poodles, not lions!
ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 1:51 am
5 servings of Kegogi.
hootizz - June 24, 2010, 7:30 pm
Aaaaah, I makee veree spesshel Won-Ton soop fowa yoo....!!
Sparrowgirl - June 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Do you receive that patch before or after the mission?
spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:05 pm
What was I supposed to think? I thought it was all ***ual innuendo till it was too late. "Eat your meat" isn't usually literal. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 21, 2010, 2:08 pm
Nice!


KEYS -




EMBARRASSMENT -


TAGS: teddy girl invisible wishing unnoticed
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - June 2, 2011, 9:00 pm
LOL! I thought Mods automatically purged all emotion except loathing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2011, 7:45 pm
Dammit Space.......now I'm feeling things!
EpicScribbles - June 1, 2011, 9:13 pm
Stacy? d*** Im sorry about the breakup but give it a break, its been 3 years.


THE LAST TIME - I saw a face as ugly as that, it had a hook in it. Oh, that WAS you? Sorry.


TAGS: ugly hook pierced
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

Oiler - January 30, 2013, 12:44 pm
Another very sad victim of catch and release. Please remove all hooks before releasing...or hit it on the head and end the misery.


DESPAIR - Seeing that long-time, loyal, hard-working employee rest after another long day.... Knowing that you'll have to fire them..




SPACEDOG - He doesnt do so well when gravity is involved.


TAGS: spacedog
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

spacedog - June 21, 2010, 7:39 pm
And this is why I p!ss on trees. Nice one badger.


FORCED WATER LANDING - The Pilots of US Airways Flight 1549 Did It Right!




DIVORCED WOMEN - Cannibals won't eat them, cuz they're bitter.


TAGS: liz taylor divorced cannibals wont eat her
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by MullahBob

Faceplant31 - February 18, 2010, 4:28 pm
Not true, i will eat anyone you put in front of me... i mean anything


Enhanced Water -


TAGS: enhanced target store
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Tommy

Seraph - August 27, 2009, 10:29 pm
Oh Target how I love thee.
Doc - June 9, 2009, 4:42 am
WTF?


INCOM' TAX' - The German Version




FIRST CEDAR FORK RIVER -


TAGS: first cedar fork river baptisism
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - October 24, 2009, 1:46 pm
now ph**oshop some ***bs on
CANADA - August 16, 2009, 2:48 pm
but you gota work for this one
AussieLad - August 16, 2009, 6:14 am
just not funny


FOX NEWS - Fair and.... *snicker* Fair 'n... *snort* Fair... *chuckle* and... *laughter* I can't! I can't say it with a straight face!


TAGS: fox news fair and balanced
Rating: 2.53/5
Sean - August 6, 2009, 11:41 pm
Agreed. Sucky poster. Lame attempt at humor. Regardless of your chosen target, funny is the protocal here.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:37 pm
Obviously another post from a close-minded liberal whose positions are so pathetically weak that they don't stand up to the scrutiny of an actual news agency. Wait, do you work in the White House? Robert Gibbs, did you post this?
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 2:06 pm
anonymous posting=66394
Sean - August 6, 2009, 1:57 pm
Proceed, sweet little drama queen.
rollseyes - August 6, 2009, 12:48 pm
Intellectual dishonesty in a libtard... I could fall over and die from "not suprised"!


Self Worth -


TAGS: importance greatness sliced bread
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - July 11, 2014, 8:59 pm
its the selfless, sacrificial pieces. They make good heros.
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 7:57 pm
So do 5L freakin' mosquitoes and like the heel from a loaf of bread...I can't for the life of me figure out what that purpose is!


cowabunga -


TAGS: gnarly dog spacedogs cousin
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:23 pm
"Oh Yeah!"


TARGET ZERO -


TAGS: organic foods groceries over priced expensive
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

steve1961 - August 22, 2013, 5:59 pm
True.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 5:30 pm
I believe it. I Don't like GMOs one bit. I just don't believe that organic foods are 100% what they say they are either. (166487)
steve1961 - August 22, 2013, 4:04 pm
I know people on both sides of this debate...Trust me when I say this...GMOs are bad news and people are only seeing the tip of the iceberg on how bad it really is.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 2:31 pm
Familiar with Monsanto; don't care for them. I believe IF it's edible, I eat it. People are way too picky and ignorant in U.S. generation/culture. Organic produce has its own conspiracy, it just hasn't been revealed yet.
falloutghoul - August 22, 2013, 8:06 am
So, I guess you're pro-Monsanto? (Not a vegan)


Anticipation -


TAGS: the emotion preceding disappointment
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - July 26, 2014, 11:57 pm
‘Howdy Doody’…geeezus Greeny, you ain’t that old. However, good call.
Greeny - July 26, 2014, 11:36 pm
man, is that a Howdy Doody Jaw or what?
EmilioDumphque - July 26, 2014, 11:22 pm
O' wicked man!
Greybeard - July 26, 2014, 10:38 pm
5LMAO... :)


Rerunatunity -


TAGS: qualified experienced hands on kinda guy
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - March 26, 2014, 7:58 pm

I do love the Pointer Sisters
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:35 pm
he certainly is a striking fellow


WHEN YOU - FINISH IT, IT SAYS GO OUTSIDE!


TAGS: spacedog puzzle martin
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - August 21, 2012, 10:43 pm
From containing my... personal atmosphere. ;)
Greeny - August 21, 2012, 9:57 pm
Bulky from what?
spacedog - August 21, 2012, 8:27 pm
Ha! I don't get out much, the spacesuit is kinda bulky. 5L


WHY TODAY? -


TAGS: system server upgrades ctrl alt spacedog
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - June 21, 2010, 7:57 pm
Right on the money Aggy.
Faceplant31 - June 21, 2010, 2:08 pm
Burn!


2 BIRDS, 1 STONE -


TAGS: outsourced labour problem solved
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
nice


Devil's Pizza -


TAGS: pizza sliced pentagram devil
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

falloutghoul - July 10, 2013, 7:31 pm
Thanks.
TheOne - July 10, 2013, 1:36 am
I call the middle. 4L


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT -


TAGS: after life assignment is it any wonder im divorced
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pieman

Pinakolata - November 11, 2011, 3:59 am
What have done to make yourself think you're going to hell?


SPACEDOG -


TAGS: spacedog
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:25 pm
It was the late 60's, what can I say? I think her name was Booty? LOL.


SUMMER JOBS - Volunteering your time and expertise truly enhances the experience


TAGS: spacedog right subject
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

whatukno - June 28, 2010, 2:31 pm
5L That was good LOL


THE ROY SITUATION -


TAGS: spacedog
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - October 22, 2010, 5:26 pm
Hey wait. We were talking about Roy right?
spacedog - October 22, 2010, 5:25 pm
HA! It was a dark time for the motifake community. Much silliness and not much funny. I'm glad we were able to get past it.


ILL-FATED CAMPAIGN -


TAGS: spacedog student council
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 1, 2011, 6:53 pm
while I was making it, it brought back a little sting to me as well. I thought I had buried it deep.. apparently not
spacedog - April 1, 2011, 6:34 pm
HA! That stings more than you think Airman.


SOAP OPERA -


TAGS: 1990 s tv drama replaced with melodrama and innuendo
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 7:33 pm
I'm not dead yet!, I think I'll go for a walk. 5L


IMAGINARY FRIENDS -




DISILLUSION -


TAGS: are you experienced
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - November 2, 2009, 11:59 pm
5
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 6:31 pm
well thats sadly the truth! 5L


BAD SPACEDOG! -


TAGS: fence jumping spacedog
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - September 22, 2011, 5:52 pm
Let me 5tride through the wide open 5pace5 that I love, don't fence me in.


IF SHE ASKS FOR DIAMONDS ON VALENTINE'S DAY . . . - . . . show her this poster and negotiate a deal.




RESTAURANT PARKING - As bad as the food




WEAZEL NEWS - The only place I go for news because I like my news to be fair and balanced.


TAGS: weazel news fair and balanced
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

Claire - September 9, 2009, 10:41 pm
Non-biased news?! The apocalyps is upon us!
Zed - September 5, 2009, 11:36 pm
Rollseyes, ever hear the phrase "pot calling the kettle black"?
Rollseyes - September 5, 2009, 10:22 pm
That's it... just keep spreading the hate.


in space -


TAGS: in space howl spacedog our resident cosmic canine
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

spacedog - December 10, 2015, 6:11 pm
Ha! And it's a good thing too. I'm always barking...my shin on something. Makes me howl like a 5OB.


Spacedog -


TAGS: spacedog tribute motifaker drafted starwars
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:52 pm
Whaaaa? I didn't think anyone at comicon would know it was me. :)


A Silly PLace -


TAGS: motifakers ughomer silverheart motinet rerun spacedog cannabal realitylord tribute monty python parody camelot silly place kights round table king arthur and thanks misspriss for telling me how to post a ****load of tags to my posters ok thats it
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:15 am
Oh yeah, somewhat true story-- kinda/sorta got thrown in jail.
Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:13 am
As the song goes: YOU CAN'T SNUFF THE ROOSTER.
concern3 - August 31, 2016, 3:45 am
Sometimes it's a scary place, I prefer silly. UP yours
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 8:27 pm
Cannabal is Sir Robin. Haven't seen him for a while so i guess he bravely chickened out XD
Silverheart - August 30, 2016, 8:21 pm

Sir Bedevere? At least I'm not Sir Robin! Hey, ughomer! Not sure if he's as pure as Sir Galahad.
mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:46 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ^!


Simple Math -


TAGS: men divorced screwed lightbulb
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:19 pm
Yo momma! No wait....that's what she said. Dammit...that's what yo momma said. Aw screw it...thanks Slick.
MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:16 pm
Seriously 'cern...only sometimes?
Rick69 - April 17, 2016, 7:59 am
Split my sides... Just like his property.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:27 am
Priss sometimes you can be so hurtful, But a definite UP yours


Self Esteem -


TAGS: fast paced lie
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

JesusWept - October 19, 2015, 9:05 am
Ferrari
mizzdizz - October 18, 2015, 10:52 pm
Well done, Greeny! When guys see my car the lying begins! They don't expect me to know anything about engines. To continue the a***ogy, drive what you luv! Be yourself! Enjoy life! 5L!!!!!!!!!
EmilioDumphque - October 18, 2015, 9:22 pm
Jaguar V-12?
K0rNb4LL - October 18, 2015, 4:10 pm
If it is lying then I'm gonna a**ume that is a Volkswagen motor?


Greeny Joins Motifake -




Elephant In The Room - 1 -


TAGS: elephant room star wars calendar aliens band unnoticed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 22, 2016, 5:57 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:51 am
HAHAHAHA! You found that ONE time---- LUV it! ^!!!!!


Dawg -


TAGS: poster a motifake member spacedog life ambition goals specifics life
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 6, 2015, 2:08 am
Hey I created the poster...you just let your secret out. Teehee thanks dawg!
MissPriss - November 6, 2015, 2:07 am
Aw...thanks Jesus!
spacedog - November 5, 2015, 6:43 pm
Ha! I gave up on my dream of never wearing pants IRL after several arresting situations. Life is much more liberal in cartoons. 5Ls
JesusWept - November 4, 2015, 10:19 pm
Impeccable! L L L L L


BEWARE! -




theyuk -




FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends facedown
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

EmilioDumphque - September 1, 2015, 9:43 am
"Back, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity." -The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce


PREV PAGE